To the tune of "All She Wants to do is Dance" by Don Henley

They're racin' their bicycles up the mountains of France
And all they talk about is Lance, Lance, Lance
Alberto and Andy are 5 minutes up the road
And all they talk about is Lance, Lance, Lance
Evans and Wiggins are riding away
And all they talk about is Lance, Lance, Lance
Phil is screaming "Pantani has flown'
And all they talk about is Lance