My favorite fortune ever wasn't even a fortune.
The restaurant I frequent has fortunes in their cookies that have "Learn Chinese" phrases on the back of the fortune.
I enjoyed the meal, payed my respect to the cookie, opened the cookie, read the fortune, flipped the fortune over and it said:
"Learn Chinese"
"Your Name"
"(some phoneticly spelled Chinese words)"
"(some Chinese characters)"

I totally freaked out because I couldn't figure out how they knew.
Man, it took me a week to figure that one out. That cookie sure got the best of me.

RESPECT THE COOKIE!!!!!!!

Enjoy