Now I want an iced coffee. Thanks, Forrest.

Right now, in these hot summer days, my caffeine poison of choice is the Venti Starbucks doubleshot on ice with non fat milk. Imagine: 5 glorious shots of espresso and a bit of sweet syrup shaken on ice, then majestically poured into a cup and topped with a bit of cold milk. *faints with glee*

It doesn't survive long enough to pour into an insulated container and carried to a cup holder on my bike. Oh no. It's happily inhaled while resting my head on a cool, clean tabletop. I have to switch around locations so I'm not tagged as the "weirdo".