I was walking down a street in the Chicago Loop today when a bike locked up in a rack caught my eye. It was a beautiful brand-new track bike with a HUGE frame, maybe a 62 or bigger. It sported a bright electric blue paint job and when I got close I looked to see who made it. There was no maker's name on the frame but, beautifully hand-painted in pink on the top tube was the legend:

F**k All Y'all"

Somebody has either a really bad or a really good attitude.