This is an aggressive forum. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate a message board of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory -- maybe someplace with mods that hold your hand while they try to convince you that the internet is a friendly place without snark and sarcasm where you can frolic without facepalms. Perhaps you think that would make the forums better. Perhaps you're mouthing the words as you read this.