Originally Posted by patentcad

Why can't we have more of these:

A giant sink hole in downtown Milwaukee swallowed up a Cadillac Escalade. Witnesses estimated it to be about 20 feet deep and 15 feet wide.
"The Escalade just went wham!" Pawlik, 46, told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "Everything went down. The power line went like 'pow' and then I think it was sewer water was just pouring into the hole."

How great would it be if God just sucked all the big ass SUVs down to Hell where they belong? Then Satan could make botto wax them all. And when gsteinb gets hits by the bus, he can armor all the friggin tires too.