Originally Posted by giant99
Ive screamed, kick, throwen it in a ditch. But I have never farted on it... I have more respect.
you might have hit upon bikeordie's problem.
you can't really fart _on_ it. that would be somewhat like trying to breath through your mouth with your hand over it. you'd suffocate like that. you have to lift your bugle and point it somewhere else. you take that barking spider and you send it - behind, to the side, wherever - but you dont plant it on the saddle.
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