Don't forget, the Local Bike Shop won't be able to fix it for you. Get a full set of Park Tools to go with it. And remember, when the oil runs out, you'll have to go back to hunting Right whales to keep anything that revolves, revolving.

Is the USA always teetering on the brink of total anarchy, or is that just their movie industry's portrayal? I'm still trying to lay in stocks of Soylent Green.