I think I'm beginning to understand all this!


We're allowed to mock anyone who is a lot slower than us, 'cuz well, we can! Besides, what are they gonna do from way back there?

But also, it seems, we can mock those who are a lot faster than we are. This would account for the contempt so many seem to hold for much of racerdom. And I'm sure that while it so often sounds like insecurity, it really isn't. No, really, it's not. It's, uh, because they're so arrogant and elitist! Yeah, that's it!

I guess that means that the guys who are the fastest of all get to mock everybody. Funny thing is, they rarely do. Wait, what?