threads like this are funny, but not for the intended purpose. I'm surprised people engage in the "debate":

Lance is a no good ____

I know you are so what is Lance?

You LOVE Lance and want to have his two headed love child

Do not!

Do so!

Or worse, the thread pretends to offer some sort of insightful commentary using LA (or AC or ___) as a prop.

Me? I'm just mocking the thread :-)