Expat, shaddap will ya! We know you're not knocking Oz, and even if you were, we wouldn't give a stuff anyway.

Berny, E Grade at 60+!?! I had no idea man. You kick arse. I can't race and I'm 33, so thanks, you're making me look bad!

I'm hanging a few laps of the dirt crit course a couple of times a week (sorry, mtb content. Look away if you're offended) in vague preparation to doing a race maybe sometime in the future, but that means it probably won't happen. My mate who's probably only been riding for a couple of years is hangin' it in B grade and making me feel very old and slow. Thankfully he's riding a Thylacine, so it's all good