Many of you will know me as the 'Droxford Bullet', a very English epithet as I'm the slowest rider in er, Droxford. I attribute my success in always being at the back of the peloton to training on rollers with my Dahon. The low step-thru height is perfect for riding the parabolicals. But here, annoyingly, our rider has not wholly committed to the ethos of folders, and the only outcome is repeated doom and hilarity:



If you have a Frike Bridey, THIS is the way to do it: