They have to tie me to the chicken to cross the road!

There's a full cycle of the moon on a normal commute day!

I had hair at the beginning of the commute to the store!

Concrete had replaced wagon wheel ruts on my daily commute!

The sidewalls of my tires rot before the nibs are worn off!

My beard got caught in the front wheel before I made to work!

I started getting liver spots before I made around the block!