By the way, I was chatting with this biker dude on the plane coming over. He lives in NJ and is visiting family on Crete. Really into Harley bikes. He says there are Harleys in Greece (I've only seen a couple) and they have a branch of the Hell's Angels here. This only proves that one of America's greatest exports is Stupidity.

They don't need American Stupidty in Greece. They have more than enough of their own. Trust me on this.