I'm gonna smoke a pack-a-day helmetless while being pulled along by a 1976 Chevy Nova on my brakeless Huffy cause there ain't a single - NOT ONE - study, no empirical evidence what-so-ever that this would be dangerous or increase the likelihood that I could received any injuries, and I'm doing it with Closetbiker no less!

The point, your arguement is that all other arguements lack logic, yet yours lack logic in the most fundamental way, your theory is on par with eating razors. There is no proof that it would be dangerous, and since common sense doesn't equate to any logic (they're not synonymous), I suggest you take up this habit as well.

Logic>this whole thread.