why a chap with a recently broken leg, a rocky mountain steel & carbon beauty, a 20 year old lugged steel Specialised fast day tourer with a brooks swift waiting for it, a swift xootr folder, an 18 year old santana tandem, a half share in a Trek fx7.5 and a Scott load lugger

should be making arrangements to try out a CoMotion speedster tandem and a Kona Band Wagon fixie on next weeks trip to UK.

No reason at all, and I trust you'll all spray me with an outpouring of derisive rationality.