I guess I was not as accurate in my last post as I intended - whack me with .... whatever you want.
I appreciated the responses that I considered on-topic. I've said that. Obviously, what others considered on-topic differs a bit from what I do or intended. No problem. Still, I remain laughing at where the thread got to - vis-a-vis mouth sores (while sympathizing with those who have them).
So, I assume the thread will continue.... as I said last post, you guys enjoy. I've gotten all the information I "need". Thanks again.