I'm also a coffee adict... I stay away from the 'Buck...nobody really should drink their stuff when there is so much better out there...
But here is a fun coffee related story:
Last week, I decided that I needed a little jolt right at the beginning of my ride. So I'm chilling out, sipping a latté (with an extra shot of espresso for good measure) when I get stuck at a light. Light turns green, try to clip in my pedal, thought it was in until I got in the middle of the road and slipped off the pedal. So visualise this, I somehow manage to hold onto the coffee with one arm in the air, one hand on the handle bars, one foot clipped in and the other off the pedal. I'll give you one guess what part of anatomy found the stem... I nearly killed two of my friends (pun intended). 30 miles later, back at home, I go to hop into the shower and let me just say that I've never seen a bruise that bad...it is just finally starting to go away. Oh what a painful week, all for a damn yuppie coffee.