So yeah. My turn to.

I didnt exactly get hit by a car. More like I pulled over to the right to let a car pass on a narrow street. Didnt go onto the sidewalk.

I forgot there was a car parked in front of me about 30 feet, and a moment later......I ran into the car.Flipped over lol.

I was laughing mfao.

So i got hit by a parked car.

and a pretty girl came up and asked if I was alright. Felt hella stupid.