There you are! Been wondering what happened to you. Thought the worst naturally. Figured you'd been on one of your worldly adventures and your boat crash landed on an isle of gorgeous Amazons and they wouldn't let you go no matter how hard you tried to swim back to the civilized world.

Got exactly what you need for your night time cycling adventures, whether they be in Kenya, NY, Hong Kong, Aruba or Cleveland. It's called the Super Helmet Seven. Check out the pics of this high tech gadget. No cyclist should be without one.

Edit: Ok, maybe not Cleveland.