Originally Posted by chelboed

I don't need stamina...the sheer torque of one single pedal stroke will be enough to propel me like a rocket up the multi-switchback climb with enough momentum left at the top to pull off a nice Three so I can get a glimpse of your shriveling corpse bound by the liquid rubber laid out from my Excavators like Spiderman's web minus the ghey skinsuit (no offense on the ghey skinsuit, Dm)...then half way through the Three...I change up to a flair and roll back down the gnar, 10 times faster than the speed of Gastro but not 11 so I can retain just enough control to rip a 12" tree trunk out of the ground and bite the end off so it fits my shoulder like a lance for me to run you through...

I'll do it with a smile on my face, boy...I will piss on your e-grave.