Road Bike: Cervelo S1, 5151 km
MTB: Norco Faze, 141 km (it is new)
BMX: 1985 Kuwahara Lazer Lite (Redline 400 Flights, CW Bars, GT Meat Tenderizer stem... nice bike), in attic, kept primarily for sentimental reasons. Hasn't been ridden in a decade at least
Junker: Random CCM department store bike won in a raffle and quietly rotting away in the shed.

DG