First off in nearly 30 years....
Clipped in as I was just about to climb a small grade out of a parking lot.
Decided I was going to stop to lock my truck. I clipped out of the left and for some reason I couldn't get out of the right... and that's the way I fell.
Luckily I broke the entire fall with my elbow, which is sore, bloody and swollen.
And my RD now has some rash.
I bet a guy upside down with a Roubaix above him looks pretty stupid. At least I remembered to keep my head up and saved my helmet.