Originally Posted by cycle_maven

I was cycling along the MUP with my wife, and a couple of cyclists go by in the other direction on some vintage steel.

My wife says "Did you see that?"
Me: "What? The Raleigh Alyeska and the electroforged Schwinn?"
"No you dimwit- those girls were topless. You mean you didn't even notice?"

I either have my priorities right or very, very wrong...