Originally Posted by
cycle_maven
I was cycling along the MUP with my wife, and a couple of cyclists go by in the other direction on some vintage steel.
My wife says "Did you see that?"
Me: "What? The Raleigh Alyeska and the electroforged Schwinn?"
"No you dimwit- those girls were topless. You mean you didn't even notice?"
I either have my priorities right or very, very wrong...
My buddy and I were gong to a club one night ans he said, "Look at that," and signaled across the street.
I replied, "I dont know man, those two chicks are sitting way too low and dont have enough tire pressure."
"John, whats wrong with you? There are two hot chicks in short skirts and you are looking at fat chicks on a bike?!"