What's said in Bikeforum.com, stays in Bikeforum.com right?! OK, here's my story...

Been on the bike for a while and my mind was wandering. I was thinking about these cool new vibration dampners I saw on the internet. They fit in the ends of your handlebars where your end plugs go. Anyway, I look down at my handlebars to see how they would fit and notice that my plug is about to fall out. "What the?" I say to my self, just before giving the end plug a good whack to set it back in place! Sent me off the road at about 20 mph. Ended up in the cushy lawn with a bunch of startled little kids.