Mountain Bike racing: If you want to stay up all night partying, drinking and maybe smoking illegal substances and then go out and race for a couple of hours at a very high level. Post ride recovery also involves drinking, cooking out and laughing at people who break bikes or themselves.

I broke 3 ribs training for a MTB race and all my ride partner had to say was the following: That looked painful now get up and finish you ****.

Yes, I finished the ride and raced the next race with broken ribs THAT's the difference in MTB racers. Also, leg shaving will get you a "****" or "roadie" badge.

I've also broken my hand, fingers and have a Ti plate in my leg from MTB riding/racing. Oh yeah, I broke my back too.

Pity that I won't have as much of that when I move to the area.

Looks like the closest thing I will have is cross racing. it still involves beer.

just a FYI about Crit racing....do you like broken collar bones?