Originally Posted by NPswimdude500
i really don't know why i bother sometimes....unbelieveable....
OK - believe this:
Run - do not walk - to Walmart and pick out the shiniest bike you can that has the biggest rear shock on it.
Also - take a clothes pin with you - you will want to make sure that it fits nicely to the seat stays so when you clip a hockey card to it, it ends up making that really cool "tick-tick-tick-tick" sound.
We assume you came on this site to ask questions and get advice. Obviously, we are not going to be able to help you. I direct your attention to the nearest Walmart employee who would be more than happy to put you on a new bike today.
Attention K-Mart shoppers......