There is only one solution to your problem. Go immediately to the post office and mail the tickets to me and my bride.

Since you're a fellow forum member we are willing to go on this extended excursion in your place which will enable you to spend a glorious Autumn cycling in Maine. We would not make such an extreme sacrifice for just anyone you know, but like I said...for a forum member....we'll suffer through it. Just be sure to post several reports with pictures for us to enjoy while we're trapped on board.