Crashed once on a fun ride, before I started commuting or was that much into riding. First time I ever wore a helmet, saved my life. I attempted to hop a dip in the road...woke up in the dirt. I hopped out of the front wheel. Smashed helmet, concussion, 3 fractured vertebrae, lost a lot of skin.
Wife said the kids were playing with my bike that morning and saw the quick release undone. She wasn't home when I went for a ride. (pre-cell phone)

Bumped a curb early this year and sort of layed down the bike on the grass and stepped off of it.

Got run off the road last week into a field and did sort of a controlled bike lay down and rolled off of it, no damage or pain.