Originally Posted by
mzeffex
I've decided to get rid of my racing bicycles and get a fixie.
I already got a masi gran criterium and sawed off the cable guides.
I also purchased 6 packs of PBR.
I gave all my clothing to losers and bought some jeans, and immediately tore them.
I'm ready.
Now you need a pack of smokes rolled into your sleeve. Remove .5 of your brain cells, which riding around on a brakeless fixed gear will most likely accomplish soon. Until then you will have to pretend.