ryanf has Razor grammar.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...t=#post4666036

You Know your a good cyclist when
1. Your sisters beat you in a arm wresleing match.
2. You show up for group rides and everyone goes home.
3. You beat your climbing records everytime you go climbing.
4. You get excited when you hear words like 'mountain', 'Steep' ext...
5. You have huge Guads.
6. Your name is Jan Ullrich.
7. People think you are a preasortic beast.
8. You like pain.
9. You have lots of road rash scars and collecte the tags you get at the hospital.
10. You can see all your ribs.

if you score at least 8/10 your great
5/10-7/10 and your good
2/10-4/10 your a cyclist
1/10 aww man
0/10 and I dont know what you are doinging here.