So I'm happily riding down Romeo Plank/Cass just north of Heydenreich yesterday on my way home. Enjoying the sound of birds, the 75F sunshine, the light headwind, and all that good stuff. A car passes me and just as it gets ahead of me I hear a bark, it sounded odd, I thought to myself what a strange ass dog to bark like that. The light at Heydenreich stopped the flow of traffic and I caught up with the car and slowed down to glance in because I really wanted to know what kind of dog made that funny ass little bark. When I got up to the side of the car I noticed the windows were rolled up and the three occupants were stairing straight forward. The passenger was glancing at me out of the corner of her eye, you know the look I'm talking about, but there was no dog. I laughed to myself, what an idiot, barking at me like that and picked up my pace to about 12-13mph. The car passed me again, this time the windows were down and I heard the little yelping bark again. I never got mad, I just wondered at how stupid can these three girls be, did they think this was actually funny? Well, as luck would have it they are stuck in a traiffic line at Harrington and I catch up with them again. As I'm pulling up to the windows I can see the fat passenger chick rolling the window up. I stop and ask, "you ladies doing alright? need me to call the humane society or SPCA?" The chick never looked me in the eye, she said in a mumbled voice, "humane society" as though she were asking "what would you need to call them for?". Then I said "well I thought you had an unruley dog in here, but now I see it's just two *****es and a ****". Then I barked at her and turned around to ride off because I had to go back a few yeards to get to my side street turn off. The guy on the motorcycle behind them started laughing so hard he almost fell off his Honda. He had been behind them both times that they barked at me. He high fived me and said "good one".
I had a smile the resot of my way home.

Ahhhhh the joys of commuting on a bike.