A stupid action deserves a stupid response. Well done!
I was with a friend at Burning Man last year when a completely naked beautiful woman rode past on some old bike. I said, "Wow, look at that!" and pointed her out. He took a look, nodded his head, and said, "Wow, you don't see schwinns that old in that good of shape these days!" Damn guy had his head in the clouds... But I guess he really does love bikes.
peace,
sam
PS, is this going to turn into a "naked people I saw while biking" thread? I hope so.