I was parts manager for Ducati Richmond for the first half of this decade, three years backroom queen for the parts department for Honda House Marine. I tend to be obsessive on organization - primarily because, left to my own devices, I'm incredibly disorganized. You should be around me when the system temporarily fails. Wylie Coyote was subtle in his mistakes compared to me.

Oh yeah, when I'm not a parts guy, I'm a bookkeeper. Yes, I actually enjoy spending hours finding the one little mistake that service made in their monthly report . . . .

And this is what happens when you've spent your twenties doing lots of drugs. So much for the horror stories.