You see, 'K', those of us who shave our legs are confident enough in our masculinity that we don't rely on outward appearances to define our gender. Therefore, we don't need penis extenders like rottweilers, 4wd pickups with lift kits, excessive biceps, or hairy legs to measure our manhood.

However, were I a downhiller, I might resort to such measures to assuage my own insecurities and assure my place in the men's locker room.

Now then, don't be so sensitive. I'm only kidding.