3 days! You're effing kidding! It's O'hare, there seriously weren't any other flights?

I'm no good at raising a stink. I talk a good game to strangers on the internet, but I'm no good at it in person. I will be sending a totally ineffectual nasty email though.

I should say again, that all the people I spoke with in person were super nice. It's the ******* on the phone that I want to punch in the throat. I would really hate to have their job. I should really learn how to be meaner in person, although my pathetic exhausted, helpless look by the end of the night probably helped me.