i carry a spare tube, patch kit -- standard and glueless, pump, Co2 inflator with one cartrige, two pedro's levers, and my cell phone. it all fits in one jersey pocket if it has to.
i didn't feel like any less of a man until sydney made the crack about cell phones.
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci