In the buying of bikes is the getting of wisdom.

More bikes = more wisdom

Buy another bike = Solomon & Tomorrow as the good book would have said had the translation been correct.

Unfortunately, they bought hay guzzling chariots and were led astray, becoming known as Sodomy and Gonorrhea. People used to sleep on pillows of salt to try and cure it

I'm feeeling faint so will sign off now. Logging on to jesussaves.creationscience does terrible things to a man