So, I summed up the subject of this thread to my boss. He just laughed.

I am ALWAYS late. So much that I can't even tell you when I'm supposed to be here. I just can't get moving in the morning. Never been a morning person, don't expect I ever will be. In fact, even when I'm here, most people won't talk to me before noon. They're the smart ones.

Anyway, I just can't get out of bed any earlier, and by the time I start thinking about putting stuff together the night before, I'm already getting to bed later than I wanted.