Haw! Having ridden FGs for far too long, I have been amazed and amused by their recent heptitudiness (They're now so hip that I have at last reached my lifelong goal of being a poseur), but that is really ridiculous... it's a bike. Ride it, enjoy it, ignore the cruel dictates of fashion and style.
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