my personal favorite is the grand street Chinatown green lane right next to the curb/sidewalk (going to Manhattan and Williamsburg bridges). its a tourist trap as is + the uber bustle of a typical chinatown street (fish stands on the outside/stores that spill out with merchandise on the sidewalk). there is fish chum/delivery vans/people right on the street. the green lanes are caked in scum/runoff.
in fairness during commute hours (late afternoon and morning) you can move along, but the lanes are essentially useless because traffic moves along at less than 20mph anyway.