Phil and Sardati are both Rat Bastards. I can get you that frame for $2500. Just send me your Social security number, address, DOB, credit card number, with security code, and your mother's maiden name, so I can verify that you are legit.
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You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.