Originally Posted by
mtnbiker66
What if you wind up with some fat inbred hilbilly on a Next?

A fat inbred hillbilly will probably just drive his Chevy 4X4 up the trail, so no need to worry about the Next. On the plus side, you probably will learn to be faster with him chasing behind you.
Whether or not you get your money back depends on if you can beat him, Roscoe, and Skinny Pete at a frog giggin' contest down by the ol' mill pond and then use your huntin' dawg to flush out more coons than them for the winners victory stew.