I'm more worried about the local big truck driving aholes than the old people. The redneck purposely wants to mow you down "'cause is his right". Old people got over than a while back!

About the beach, I was being a bit sarcastic. Not a novelty at all. Only people that don't or never would go to them (the ones rosseau pointed out, their friends, co workers, and families) are the only ones going to a nude beach to "check out" the other naked people.