`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'

Welcome to DC,home of the world's worst mobile community. If you think the trails are bad,try driving the Beltway the night before a holiday,or walking the sidewalks of Georgetown's 'M' street on the weekends.

I try to only do the trails during the week,when most of the horde is packed into the office buildings. I can generally skip out early at least once a week "to do some PT".