Go to a barber shop and/or hair salon. Collect a bag of hair clippings. Spray the frame and fork, the spokes, the rims with 3M #77 adhesive. Spread hair clippings onto sprayed areas.
Who needs a lock.
Not even a hipster would steal your hairy beast.
That is both fantastic and terrifying to imagine. ....Though here in Austin, it could probably get a few fans. Even the hipsters can be a little demented, too.
Originally Posted by
Chris_in_Miami
.... The problem is that you wouldn't want to store it in the garage when you get home, so it would probably get stolen from the back yard at night when the horror isn't as apparent.
Good point. ...Though if I touched a hairy bike in the dark, I'd think twice.
Really enjoying these ideas.