truly laughed at a few parts.

few and far between.

funny, but not that great of a satire.

i did like:

(It's a great word but don't think it'll fly. Sorry. - Scrod)

Huffy on your Rolls

neatly tucked into the vents of your helmet. If they don’t fit, buy a new helmet.

A bike ride/race shall never be preceeded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

i just sold my road bike frameset to a guy who asked me if it was a good frame for triathlons... i kinda scratched my head and said "well, this is really tight and short wheelbase, and i thought triathletes wanted a long stable wheelbase more like a time trial bike, but i don't really know much about triathalons so i don't know"

and at that moment i realized i hate triathletes.