It happens to be a titanium Merlin Extralight with full Dura Ace setup, brooks seat (titanium rails), leather tape for comfort, and canvas rando bag and tool kit. Without the rando stuff and a light seat, it is just a hair over 16 pounds. with all the goodies it tips the scales at around 22 pounds, which is light enough to climb mountains like an angel.
Sounds like a great setup. And you sound like you don't like "real racing" in general.
Getting sucked into make believe races can be fun, but really - to be bothering to describe it all in public kind of makes you the jerk and the other guy sound normal.