To prove I was not indeed hating on the new guy, I went outside and took a picture of my bike.
It's horribly out of focus, with a wide angle lens, and my bike looks like ****, but it's all I can get you in such short notice.
And here's a picture of my dog as well:
Still have lots to do to the bike, and it actually looks 10000x better in real life. Oh well.
So far all I've done is replaced pedals, and threw on an old saddle that's way more comfortable than the stock one. Flame away.